life on the ranch

i've learned several things from my weekend stay at RNR Ranch in buffalo, texas, which is a double wide trailer seven miles down a dirt road.


1. Big donkeys can easily mistake your fingers for carrots.
2. Baby donkeys can easily die from pnemonia.
3. It takes a backhoe to dig a hole big enough for a baby donkey.
4. Armadillos can survive being hit with an SUV
5. Two pounds of good jerkey costs $60
6. "General store" actually means steakhouse.
7. Steakhouses don't have menus, only sizes in which you can order your beef.
8. When walking around, wave a stick around to get the huge spiderwebs away.
9. Don't stand on an ant hill.
10. Don't stand on a cactus.
11. Ah sore esell wood lofe a stik ite nah! translates to "I'll have the steak, medium rare."
12. Donkeys eat dinner mints
13. Boy donkeys are jacks, and girl donkeys are jennys.
14. Shooting a magnum revolver will make your ears ring for two days.


that's it for now, i guess. buenas noches.